For my first post, which should be important and give you an idea what I'm really about as a blogger, here is my address to the Young Men of America.
Dear Young Man,
I would like to talk to you about your future. I would like to state that you are on a good path by attending college or obtaining a higher degree. This will only benefit you in the future. However, I feel I would be remiss if I did not correct one fatal flaw that I see you making. You must stop wearing pajama pants in public.
I know that they are comfortable and even have pockets but unless you are headed to the health center and you have the appropriate props to support this conclusion by others (e.g. red, runny nose; constant sneezing; excessive vomiting; etc.), pajama pants are not acceptable attire. This is really hurting your chances with "the ladies." Unless she is equally into Spongebob Squarepants as you are, you're really not doing yourself any favors. (If she loves Gary and Patrick as much as you do, congrats! Quick- ask her out to dinner.)
If you're motivation level is so low that you can't even bother to put on pants, you're not motivated enough leave your dorm room.
Best of Luck,
Kate
